yes i saw that this morning. it was my mailbox.
I wish there was an iPhone app to help you with your shitty personality.
Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
I'm not going to blow you while you look at fish on the internet.
cell reception changed and I can no longer text you from the toilet... that means I'll be texting you less often, just fyi
Dude's from Puerto Rico. Majoring in Spanish is like us majoring in drinking with a minor in watching Forgetting Sarah Marshall.
It's like he's trying to get head in every car except his.
A shower wasnt enough to wash off the shame but at least it took care off the blood.
doing laundry. just found my fishnets from Friday. the ENTIRE crotch is torn out. guess that answers the "did we have sex in the cab" question.....
Pretty sure I just heard the turkey yell "don't put me in there" as it was going in the oven. way too high for this holiday.
I'm sorry you were dumb enough to get played by a male cheerleader
i am an animal i am literally locking myself in my house and not coming out for a week i don't deserve to be in public
Some fat latino guy has these 2 fat white moms making out with each other on the dance floor
I mean, you got a giant dick. I've seen lawn gnomes that are smaller.
All I'm saying is that if he knows his wife walks around naked during the day, he shouldn't bring a friend home for lunch and show up unannounced.
Randomize
