Yeah no shit. My mom is giving me winecoolers as we watch a show abt alcoholics
I am at the point in my high where i now know/understand chinese.
she started talking about my kids
was she topless?
Well i then put my mattress in my closet and am currently on it. This is a new one.
Part of my whole not being a slut anymore involves not giving other peoples boyfriends blowjobs
high as fuck. watching parent trap with my mom. keep missing my mouth.
I drew a nude short fat middle aged woman today and liked it
It was honestly one of my favorite days in art class except for the 20 min she faced me and kept looking at me and we made eye contact
Mom just referred to a 9 year old as "this bitch", so I'd say day drinking was a success.
Blacked-in to me, shirtless, giving myself finger guns in the mirror and rapping "stacks in the club stacks stacks in the club."
I just ate apple sauce in my underwear. This isn't 30. This is 3.
Y’all did coke off my Puff The Magic Dragon plate.😂
If the people you’re with use the word tequila in a sentence with phrases like hair of the dog or breakfast of champions...run awsy
So some guy thought I took second place in a male stripper competition
I’d say they were worth it. He screamed “your tits are fanfuckingtastic!”while he was cumming
Neighbor just came over and asked if I had anything to clean blood out of carpet... it's definitely time to move.
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