Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
Currently in a meeting. i am playing the not throw up game. god i hope i dont lose.
So, does it mean i'm loose if he can't even tell when he fell out?
Hey sis... Don't forget moms day is this sun. And don't get her another gift while you are freakin high this time. The vibrator was embarrassing.
FYI the vibrator was a SUCCESS. She was in a much better mood this last year. Maybe you should get high this time and get a great gift
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You cant give me a fifth of god damn jim beam and expect me not to cheat on my gf.
his dick makes me think maybe a monogamous relationship forever is possible.
Like I had no idea he knew how to play girls the way he played me. His major is chemistry for christ's sake.
Just be happy that you're the pretty friend. Otherwise you would have had to walk home alone, like me.
Tried to make hash outta one of those keurig machines. I don't know why. Maybe the drunkenness, but now I have mushy bud and no ganja
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I just had to kick out lesbian wedding crashers. They literally wanted to punch me. I threatened to call the cops so they went outside and smoked a joint.
I faked more orgasms with him then ever should be allowed for someone this pretty.
He can't just hit it and quit it and then eat your pop tarts on his way out.
These are the things that make me so grateful... that I slept with your sister instead.
she peed her pants, took them off, the put them back on. but she only put her legs in one hole.
i have a serious question for you... Why I am i not wearing any pants?
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