Bro can a girl get pregnant if i jizz in her mouth?
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She showed me her prom dress from 2001, which still had her date's cum stain on it.
Oh, so that's why you call her jizzarella....
Just deleted any ex boyfriends and potential lovers from my phone in preparation for Vegas...
i yelled out "tuesday" during orgasim. he fucked me into 2 days from now.
i mean, i stole her boyfriend and beat her snake score on facebook within 48 hours. not her week.
Not enough. Tell the person next to you to give you their drink. I give you permission. And then chug it. Be a hero tonight.
If a man doesnt have the ability to fuck you well on a small climbing wall, I don't think he deserves you.
I dont have any paper so I'm writing class notes on my first response direction pregnancy paper. Judging eyes are all around.
Actually, you don't want to see me.. reached an all time low drinking kahlua out of the bottle concealed in a macdonalds bag
if I see a bottle of vodka right now I'll probably throw up gum I swallowed when I was a kid
I need to stop ravaging the freshman dorm like a virginity-snatching dragon.
Why is it so hot and why are these the only pants in my life.
You leaned over so she could squirt ketchup in your hair and then started chanting "KETCHUP NIGHT!! KETCHUP NIGHT!!!"
I'm cleaning my apartment while naked. Anyone who says that's not why they want to live on their own is lying.
And your boyfriend doesn't mind you constantly taking pictures of his dick just to freak out your brother?
its more like he's accepted that he can't stop me
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