you're kinda like the weird girl from The Breakfast Club after the makeover. i mean you're pretty, but you're still weird as fuck
I have a drinking game planned. Were gunna watch empire records. Everytime they say rex manning we have to take a shot
My history teacher just took his shirt off cuz the classroom was to hot. And then he invited us all to join him.
I mean what are real friends for if they won't hold down your wedding dress to allow for a keg stand
I'd rather say I'm a whore then admit it's his child. Its that bad.
I'm at Home Depot to get supplies to fix the wall we cracked by fucking too hard against the bookshelf.
I just sang country roads at the top of my lungs with my cab driver. Tonight was a success.
I'm so high. Midnight pancake breakfast in bed
Eating a chocolate bar and crying over a cobweb. Life is beautiful and I love shrooms.
Would you like to partake in getting high as fuck with your best friend and then proceeding to cry over the shit head guys we deal with?
All I remember is while we were making out M.A.A.D City came on so I pushed him off of me so I could rap along.
Not sure who they are or where we're going but they just bought me 3 tacos so I'm staying.
i got my period today. mid walk of shame and im wearing a shirt that says stay classy. my life is a joke.
Plan b and 5 hour enegery breakfast of a champion
Fucked a DJ on a jetski today... I love florriidaaa!
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