She actually asked me 'is it in yet?' I deleted the vid.
if someoen knew that someone accidentally drunkly kissed your boyfriend would you want them to tell you/?
followup question: what if both somones were me?
As it would turn out, "jesusssssss" is not the password to enter Faith Chapel's wifi network.
I just opened up the mens room door to a dude pissing in the urinal and pointing at himself in the mirror
I just used celery as a chaser. That's the level of my refrigerator.
why oh why did i suck thise tits. nothing but trouble fuuuuuu
Its what im here for. Critiquing penis photos.
Hold on, I gotta pump breast milk for the white russians.
Apparently it is frowned upon to ask the bouncer to stop pointing his flashlight in your face and step back so you can puke....and then do it
WE SHOULD FUCK TWO GUYS THAT LIVE TOGETHER
THAT WOULD BE SO CONVENIENT WE COULD CARPOOL
I should not be so motivated by a penis, but I am
well he said my boobs made him believe in love at first sight so that's cool
How many more times can I say I need to get laid before you kill me?
Sorry for face licking, I probably won't do it again.
Also, I love cats. I sat on the floor and they sat with me.
Holy shit he’s stupid hot! If you don’t hurry up and make a move my ovaries are going to march over there and introduce themselves
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