it turns out jennifers body is not good to beat off to. yeah its megan fox but when she pukes up blood = goodbye boner
I have started doing my homework in bars. It just feels right.
and then you looked me right in the eyes and said "i just really wanna pet some horses right now"
maybe these stereotypes wouldn't come up if you would stop taking body shots off another
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don't get you morals all over my torrid fantasties
I apparantly wanted to name her baby garbage
I'm getting a car wash man. I am go get a car wash high.
if you arent using your penis to save lives, then what good is it?
I went to the strip club tonight. I had never gone, and in a panic I gave the dancer giving me a lap dance a handshake and introduced myself. Redefines business casual.
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She fucked the dishwasher AND the manager.
Well, she isn't a classist. You've got to give her that.
Ugh. My life is a never ending cycle of bad decisions and taquitos.
I want you to remember that you started masturbating in front of a car full of people. That drunk.
You should of known that i was high if i refer to myself as melting into anything
Jarrod's passed out on the chair with a cup of milk and I've been staring him down in an attempt to use telepathy to make him spill it. Attempts unsuccessful.
Breakfast sounds amazing but can we do IHOP instead? I have to pick up a Plan B pill and there’s a CVS next to it
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