ARI BLEW A 2.0 HAHAHAHAHAHHAHH THESE COPS ARE SO COOL!!!!
he smells like the inside of heather mills' fake leg
P.S. theres no milk for breakfast, but theres plenty of beer or red wine. you decide.
I'm gonna have bed sores at the end of this hangover.
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I'd say the best part of the party was when you screamed to everyone that you were gettin dome on the reg
Just had such a rough shit, don't stop believin had to be played
I am wrecking havoc on the skinny girls by going home with the big one. She is taking me to see her dog now.
Hahahaha who is sleeping in the garage on our beer pong table?
Hey you remember last Super Bowl when I sent you a pic of my testicles? Memories...
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I got my dick out in a gay bar for just one free shot. I didn't know I could be bought so cheap
I'm in the ER bruh, I went skinny dipping last night and a cat fish bit my dick.
Started crying to "that's the way it is" by celine. What the fuck uterus?!
I don't even care that it's before church. I feel like God actually wants me to have this shower beer.
My Uber driver last night was driving a taxi and tried to charge me fare.
You didn't get in your Uber because your ex was driving, that was a legitimate taxi.
Just learned a very valuable life lesson. Never motorboat a cat when they have claws.
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