We have to go find her fucking car. She came home from a 80 dollar cab ride, no shoes, and all she remembers is its at a burger king on a street with an H in it
The only pictures he has from one of the biggest football weekends is an album titled "I miss my dog" filled with tons of pictures of his dog and him. This relationship must end.
I think she kind of thinks she's better than us now ... please. I go to Michigan.
I just got a facebook invite to join a group called "bring back the old franzia spout." i never want our generation to grow up.
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Is being a pregnant whore worse than an average one?
Houston, we have a blender
This is the minute she broke up with me. If you're receiving this mass text, you are one for the girls who made me promise to text you at this point.
So fucking hammered. Is this all spelled right? I'm holding it up to my eye. I am on a boulder. I feel like an owl
I shit myself. Legit. And I burnt my tongue. Unrelated incidents, but related in the sense of general discomfort.
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I will keep you posted and someday if we daydrink teach you how to do a footjob
Random one night stand with a guy that had a USA tattoo on his ass. Can't possibly get more American than that
OH MY GOD YOU GUYS I JUST FOUND OUT I HAD PHONE SEX THE OTHER NIGHT
he went down on me WHILE i ate BACON PIZZA! best. boyfriend. ever.
I would give away three of my own ribs to be able to eat myself out.
...ew
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