Did we have sex?
No you put the condom on then passed out on the bed so I left
you have no chance. her best friend is a human abstinence poster.
I promise a much better performance tomorrow than last night my penis has a bed time
We bonded over blowjobs and stories of our childhoods. It was beautiful.
NO I WOULD NOT GET A GUMMER FROM A GRANDMOTHER
I think my Halloween costume this year will be made entirely of pillows and I'll be Marshmellow girl or Kirby. That way I'm comfortable, warm, and if I fall over drunk I'm safe.
i was giving head the other day and thought of your all penis tastes the same quote and couldnt stop laughing
Do you remember biting my ear and whispering quotes of Pride and Prejudice last night?
He also reminds me slightly of a pirate which i find strangely attractive
I ate too many pot brownies and passed out topless with my boobs painted like the American flag
the guy working the counter at the liquor store noticed i got my haircut and said it was pretty.....
The most awkward thing in the morning is seeing your teacher's dick right before you go to his class.
We are taking a shrt nap on the sidewalk cme fine me if you want but dont wake me up
I know... It's stupid... It's like, I have sex with his brother and bestfriend ONE time....
man do I wish I knew who this naked guy in my room was...
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