Buying weed on Christmas. Gotta love Jewish drug dealers
i dont know, i woke up and he was going down on me. i guess i can save his number
My mom and I are having a "yay I don't have herpes" shopping trip day
I am sitting on the couch "eating" a frozen big bucket margarita with a spoon.
There's gotta be a happy medium between the guys who only want to sleep with me and the ones that respect me too much to try to sleep with me.
I found what appears to be half an E pill and part of a tooth in my pocket this morning
Chasing shots with sriracha-covered mini toast was, in retrospect, not the best idea.
Yes I did. Thanks. I was actually an hour and half early. I'm better at public transport than I thought. Guy behind me on the bus is also crying. We compared cry-snot. It was nice in a weird sad way.
I just got offered money for pictures of my boobs
I accepted the offer
No one wanted to hang out so vodka and I are hanging out
They cut me off when I tried to pee in the corner of the bar.
It was a strange night. I made out with his college roommate and said "do you care?" beforehand.
Thanks for wearing matching bob ross shirts to the bar with me and referring to every guy as a happy little accident
It's a shame things ended how they did. We were well on our way to transforming from acquaintances with benefits to friends with benefits.
As a member of the kink community, I feel grossly misrepresented
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