its been so long since i'vebeen laid i've forgotten what a penis looks like. When a guy makes me hot i picture him finishing the job by whipping a multi-setting showerhead out of his pants.
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around noonish you got carried out for spitting water and throwing cups at old people...
Just joined the godiva rewards club. Who's the fat friend now.
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She stopped mid-blowjob to introduce herself to us
You ordered 6 boxes of pizza and laughed in the pizza guys face when you didn't pay for any of them.
Do what your heart wants. . .
My heart wants to rip his balls off and tie therm to his head using his penis
I kind of feel like BP. I'm dressed in green and absolutely horrible for the environment.
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how many ponies have to be on my pajama pants to convince him im gay?
i think we need a new approach.
Step 1: chug a red bull vodka with no ice Step 2: chase that with a shot of wild turkey Step 3: chase that with a shot of tequila
Step 4: your drunk
Spotify knows me way to well. You mention swinger club and guess what it shuffles to? Danger Zone by Kenny Loggins
Wow. The LSU Tennessee game is on here and the LSU cheerleaders are stupid hot. Its weird having a hard on. At a bar. On a Wednesday. By yourself.
Drunk me commented on almost all of her pictures. My favorite one is titled "be as the sea". My comment is "cold, rough, large and letting anyone come inside you. you accomplished." Guessing I'm not invited to the party anymore.
Your dad was just slow dancing with the priest and holding a beer. Classic
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