i just saw an asian skipping down the street and it made me think of you
everyone made a circle around them and startd chanting fight fight. they wernt fighting, they were dry humping
You were in the bathroom for two hours practicing "Revenge Faces".
Good ideas don't start with we have a bottle of vodka..
just had to re-breakup with her. it was like shooting a dead horse that was crying and talking.
you really dont want me to drink and drive. you saw what i did to my face and that was only from walking
the first sign of life we got from you was four hours later. you smiled without opening your eyes when tom whispered in your ear we were getting buffalo wings.
there are people swimming in the fountain next to the library... hello senior week
A small child is toddling around the store, holding a coloring book and a shot glass. Thinking of you.
Yes. Yes. Double yes. I'll bring the tits. You bring the frosting.
you closed your eyes and pointed to a cupboard..there was vodka on the top shelf. your sixth sense is amazing. plus, we convinced the foreign kid you're a booze whisperer
Hey nothing wrong with those! I can't believe the guys who let me see where they live on first dates. Even more surprising, I don't stalk them after they've done me wrong.
She was about to leave with you until you started singing "You Hoes Ain't Loyal" in her face
honestly i've never been more attracted to you than when you threw up on my floor
I POOPED CONFETTI TOO. Ingested unacceptable amount of it oh my god can I die from this?
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