Soo i just shotgunned a water balloon...
Damn I can't remmbre the last tome I had sobr sex
Um. I believe with my boyfriend, slut
Fuck. Wron person. But yea
Does this mean you'll turn into an Albanian at the next full moon?
we were holding hands throwing up into the same garbage can; if thats not true love i dont know what is .
we managed to turn Dream Phone into a drinking game. don't hate.
We hooked up with his aunt passed out next to us. It was just like old times.
Please brint me miilk. I am on the floor but my door is open. Thank you, i appreciate u verry much.
THERE ARE SO MANY ALCOHOLS IN MY BLOOD RIGHT NOW
Totally on the hot mess express last night. Mom said I was passed out on her kitchen floor. Told her I was drinking genuine tea.
I need a moral compass that doesn't always point to dick
As a gentleman whose genital hole is relatively small, you could imagine my reaction
Ok you had this coming you put a sponsored filter on a dick pic
Honestly it was like 3 AM and I only agreed to go to the strip club because I wanted chicken tenders
I woke up on the hammock spooning a box of Cheese Itz.
I don't know if it was the movie or the drugs but after i watched it i wore the same spongebob shirt to school for two weeks and stopped showering
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