My roommate still talks on AIM. What is this middle school?
protesters in toronto definately have the best pot
Im going home to examine my vagina with a hand mirror. wish me luck.
I just wanted to hook up with a white guy to prove that i could go back.
Please get rnbert tn get chebk h'm in i'm no dead when he getr gome
He told me he loved me and then asked if we could have sex in the snow
I think animal control just caught me smoking a bowl on the back porch. Do they have any say in this matter?? Haha
A guy wearing a shirt that says "eat shit and die motherfucker" just held open a door for me. He's got manners.
When did we convert life to cartoon?
the amount of chicks and firearms here is unnerving. this will end awesomely or at the morgue.
Do I lose at life if I cry in a grocery store while buying a pregnancy test?
So you thought it was a good idea to make plans for the same time same place with the guy you were sort of dating AND his best friend you slept with?
you were acting out moves from the wwe, in a dress. then you sceamed "you can't see me" and ran out of the apt.
I just told my mormon professor that I was late because I was getting a STD test... good start to the day.
This year my vagina is giving thanks that several of my cubs are coming home for the holiday
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