Hi, I just found this phone under my seat at a brewers game and seeing as you're entered in as 'fillllatio' I figured I'd ask you if you know the illiterate ass who owns this phone. Thanks :)
ejected that DVD during the department meeting.. it was our porn from last night. I have a new nick-name at work.
dude sorry but u no that when a guys 'likes' ur pic on facebook it only means he was just jacking off to it.
I think i'm just gonna start shot-gunning everything that comes in can form.
I don't care. He smelled like a fucking chilli cookoff
Why are you covered in frosting?
Friend's birthday situation turned into enlightened cake orgy.
No. He just yelled "youre having one more orgasm!" So he made that happen and then he rolled over and went to sleep.
He looks like the kind of guy that would jack off to weird things.
A baby just go on our party bus. What. The. Fuck.
just heard a glass bottle fall in lecture and my first thought was to yell party foul.....is it friday yet?
I'll make a Jello mold of your face so everyone can get drunk off your face
Hey, I think I showed you a picture of my nephew while we were fucking last night. Sorry, I know it's weird, I just really love that kid. Again, sorry.
I had my first "Damn Kids/When I Was That Age" rant at work today. We need to drink this feeling out of me. NOW.
How does one take the "you're the best sex I've ever had but I'm marrying someone that's sub-par in the sack" mind fuck?
I pity the fool.
Thanks Mr T.
can you take a pic of your glorious tits but not send it just yet? I need motivation to finish this bull shit presentation.
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