should I fuck that poor girl
no dude she won't be able to afford a fucking abortion
NEVER shave your cleavage hair.
Hey man, did I leave the bottom drawer to my refrigerator that I had beer in at your house by any chance?
until you tell me otherwise ill assume we're playing "cavity search" the homeland security game to spice up our sex life
I just found a pubic hair on my dick that wasn't mine.
Hey couldn't find water bottle to put margs in whole bottle in purse gonna stop and get cups and ice from starbucks and burrito from una mas want a quesadilla
NoShamevember. You game?
You ran through a field yelling "I'm frolicking! I'm frolicking!" Then fell on your face. How is your nose today, doll?
They live across the street from a school baseball field so they have porter potties across the street and let's just say that I'm grateful they exist
Who's the naked guy asleep in your car?
I had my first "Damn Kids/When I Was That Age" rant at work today. We need to drink this feeling out of me. NOW.
I just dominated some guy while wearing your moms thong
They both showed up at the same time... to surprise me. One had flowers and the other had chocolates. Needless to say, I will be at the bar all weekend long trying to figure out how this happens.
Pretty sure my boss knows there's Jack smell coming out of my pores right now... He just gave me a look...
He bought me a bottle of Malibu. I think I could love this guy.
I've loved people for a lot less.
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