quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
He said if I blew him first he'd last longer....if 3 minutes is lasting longer, I'm not sure the bj was worth it
Iced coffee. Banana. Two dumps. Life is good.
They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody.
shut up. I wear heels bigger than your dick
He is to the point where he forgot I was in the front seat of his car while he was taking me home...that stoned
As I type I'm climbing my cousins swingset so I can take a nap inside the slide. Fuck this hangover. I always win.
So i know i shouldnt being spending random large amnts of money...but i just bought a sword.
I can motorboat myself in this new push-up bra. I need to go out tonight.
The ideal thing to do next party is to tape my boobs down so they don't knock over the pong cups while playing defense. They came back to hurt us this time
Oh dude I know. When something that's supposed stop pregnancies taste like chocolate something's up
He knocked me in the face with the phone during my light show. Didn't even feel it. Ecstasy is amazing
So when's a good time this week to show up at your apartment in nothing but a trench coat and a bow? Y'know. Hypothetically.
I know I'm not a hook-up kind of chick but he is a firefighter & an EMS worker. I felt like maybe I'd be a good person if I let a good person inside of me
For future reference, when he drunkenly screams "YOUR MOTHER SUCKS COCKS IN HELL," he means that he's about to throw up. Invest in a bucket.
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