We're so high we're finding things in the room to build a submarine with. So far we have two cardboard boxes, a piece of wood, puffy paint, and an empty bottle to use as a periscope.
i awoke yet another morning with penis breath. ive been so generous santa has to bring me a shit ton of presents
I need Christmas break to be over. I'm tired of fucking my old High School girlfriends
I've been here 20 minutes and some creepy old man told me he wanted to know what my insides felt like. I hate gay bars.
As it turns out, strippers don't accept checks.
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
In my drunkeness I was planning how to throw up without my parents hearing. I was gonna go for a "run" and just throw up outside.
Every time I walk onto campus my Saint Patrick's day scar starts to throb. I'm like a drunken accident prone Harry Potter
Even when you're down just know that I will always be the one to pour alcohol into your asshole when you're on probation
Sadly, she's the porn star that got away
It probably would have happened but I just can't picture myself losing my virginity while laying on top of his Quiksilver duvet set.
The multiple male orgasm is a real thing. I've seen it. I've caused it. I called him a unicorn.
We were banging then all I remember is coming down hard and smashing my top teeth off his forehead. I just rolled off and tapped out. Done-zo
It was horribly awesome. Its like looking at the sun, you know its bad for you but I just couldn't stop looking.
Sometimes I just take my boobs out of my shirt so they can get some fresh air
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