All I know is it had something to do with a plunger and tuna salad. I'm done. I'm quitting my job.
that last vodka shot was definitely the straw that broke the camels alcohol tolerance level
we're going to drop off one of our cars at the police station tonight so we'll be able to drive home in the morning
tell your freshman friends. will trade sexual favors for swipes. ive got dinner tomorrow open and lunch on wed
the upside of dating someone over 21: he can buy me a pregnancy test AND a bottle of wine when he goes to cvs for me
Please stop using me as a reference for bail bondsmen.
Smoked a joint with my old camp counselor and now we're going to a strip club. There is a god.
I'm not going to say what I did. You're smart enough to figure it out. But I did it. And you owe me 20$
I was grinding on him when mosquitoes starting biting us and ruined every damn thing. I just wanted to fuck on a slide under the stars. It's every girls dream.
I've been here 20 minutes and a sweaty naked man has kissed me on the cheek.
She looks like a hot George Washington...I'm going for it
Who the fuck is "nick from the beach last year"
No idea hahaha...why?
He just texted me.. Should I ask where I met him?
wait you fucked a guy who wears k-swiss? seriously?
I know, im living my 7th grade dream
I just sent him a message bearing my soul about how much he means to me as a friend and his first response is "are you drunk?"
Shit like this is why I'm a bitch to everyone.
I see more hoeing in ur future
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