and before you know it i was laying next to him at 2 in the morning with penis and sadness on my breath.
I feel like my nuva ring should have a vibrating switch.
I threw up into my coffee this morning.
idk if its the weather or the "im still drunk" or the morning sex i just had with my roommates gf but that was def the most enjoyable walk in the rain ever
the last thing i remember is ordering pitchers of white russians....
Dude I walked in to my house just to be handed a bottle of vodka by my sister. She then said i had 15 minutes to finish it. Moving into my parents place is the best choice I have made this year.
Between my vag yelling at me for having bad sex and my legs yelling at me for going to the gym I cant hear myself think.
Seriously, I'm making a calendar and marking off the days with little penis's
And know that if I ever text "road head?" that it comes from a place of caring and not a place of heartlessness..
Killing two birds with one stone tonight: mastrabation meditation. Win win.
As much as I trust your struggle imma deal with being Eskimo brothers with my own sister before I get to that
Definitely just poured my beer into a McDonald's cup so I could walk through Walmart without judgment. 'Murica.
These guys are just fucking with my heart instead of fucking me. They're fucking up.
i dunno dude, he took his shirt off and is rubbing jello shots on himself. i think he's done
I watched one of the videos of you hanging from the rafters, and it is both violent and sexual in nature.
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