Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
We aren't going to mix hockey and sex texts tonight.
I totally agree. all sexting is on hold till after the games over.
Playoffs. This shit is serious.
i am too hungover to go to class can you just call me and put it on speaker phone
she fell through a window trying to flash someone
Except there is my pee all over the walls now
If they weren't representing Obama and the White House, they definitely would've punched me in the face.
He is into some weird shit i walked in his room last night he was waving his hard dick around hitting shit yellin cock fight
okay when i look at this i can see it on the future news along with the headline "picture scandal involving senatorial candidate sexually harassing drunken idiot in what appears to be a pink room of pain"
Whatever she smells like compost and feathers.
I believe they call that patchouli.
So what's the moral standing on reading gay porn on your phone whilst sitting next to your 87 year old Grandma?
Omg yes! I just found a random muffin! Don't question it. Just praise the miracle.
She shit all over my seat. She is not allowed in my car under any circumstances. Not even with drugs. You can't forgive a shit.
she told me she wanted to fuck me because i was "rugged". if the definition of rugged is a lack of manscaping, slightly overweight, and pounding 16 oz pbrs, then yes i am rugged as fuck
I have to call my new boss to accept the job offer so you have pack the bowl while I pretend I'm a responsible adult THEN we can get high
He almost got to me tonight but then I was like fuck it I'm going to dance with a teli-tubby on the bar so fuck you
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