VAGINAS EVERYWHERE
they're staring at me
Once again you get dinner and all I get is semen on my leg
I just named my vagina "The Boneyard"
More like "Chia Pet"
so im goin to clemson & my drug dealers goin to penn state. this is the hardest breakup EVER.
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she made me put on a condom before giving me a handjob...this is why i hate freshmen
I was the one passing out cake at the bars
I pretty much threw up on him while he slept, I had one task today which was to wash the sheets that I threw up on and I turned them pink. I would leave me if I could
It's gotten to the point that the dirty talk in my head when I touch myself has your accent
you started looking at my couch laughing and saying to it "she thinks I'm talking to you" then proceeded to laugh and talk to the couch some more.
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dude my grandma just called my dealer. How does this shit happen to me
Then, she put flavored warming oil on my dick and was amazed when something she bought FROM SPENCER'S almost burned my dick off.
The lowest point of my life has been reached. I just drank half a jar of pasta sauce.
final thoughts: i just want someone into choking me out, weed and anime
Also Fuck you Stephen King and Fuck the horse you rode in on, making me cry In front of my coworkers.
He is farting the alphabet right now. In the goddamned restaurant. You don't get to recommend men anymore. Or restaurants for that matter.
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