This chick, for whatever reason, has serious "Leave your wife and kids and also break up her young marriage in order to frolick for a good 2 weeks before I realize that she's just like the rest of them and I made a huge mistake and ruined a lot of lives in the process" potential. It's SO INTRIGUING.
Of course my walk of shame coincided with the alumni marathon on campus. But, I did get a thumbs up from the woman handing out water.
God my Facebook chat is a graveyard of old blowjobz
someone who i have in my phone as thundercock just said he was DTF
You need to simmer down or I'm going to buy you a labia leash.
Well... When your girlfriend fucks your sister, the 2 week courtesy window goes out the door.
That amazing moment when the girl in the passenger seat decides to strip you while your driving.
C'mon. I'm still an alcoholic at heart, regardless of its broken or not
I don't think I can recall what a 23 year old cock felt like if one slapped me in the face.
Im shooting goldshlager and waxing my crotch
My arms in a cast, how am I supposed to have sex with only one hand?
more importantly I need two hands to eat pie
JUST DENIED A NEW YEARS KISS BECAUSE HE WAS A COWBOYS FAN.
I don't get it. If he broke into Taco Bell at 2 am, then why couldn't he have brought me home a fucking taco???
He's eating me out right now. That's how bad he is.
I was pretty sure he wouldn't be into me after I fucked his brother, and then his best friend, and yet, here I am doing lines off his stomach
Randomize
