Honey, If i waited till marriage I wouldnt know what a dick tasted like.
I was so drunk last night that I went into my 15 year old sisters room to have her peer edit the drunk texts I was sending to my ex.
I had sex with billy mayes last night. HE KEPT IN CHARACTER THE WHOLE TIME.
you handled that situation with as much grace as someone puking involuntarily could
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Please stop using the dehumidifier for your weed.
we didn't have anything to do and wanted to get our money's worth out of our costumes, so if you see two mermaids day drinking by the creek it's us
So I peed on what I thought was a wall while in nashville come to find out while running from the cop it was just a dark tinted window and the while bar witnessed me peeing
Serious question: when you had my right nipple in your mouth, did my nipple ring have both of the balls on it, or was it missing one. Current situation: missing one.
How the fuck you gonna play love don't cost a thing in a strip club?
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ted dressed as a cardinal led an expedition across campus. i felt like one of the 12 apostles.
It wasn't a great time! You grabbed me, picked me up, and make me pee in the sink!
I think someone tried to make a huge bowl of ramen in my bathtub. There's noodles everywhere in my bathroom.
There's just no proper way to thank a man for that many consecutive orgasims.
That female nurse who took a selfie with my man parts well I was out of it just got fired and arrested... You know all she had to do was ask lol
dude. that's the chick that BIT MY DICK. it doesn't matter how hot you think she is, trust me man.
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