I'm in love with you.
huh?
Don't be nervous. I'm just saying - if you had a dick, I'd suck it.
he suggested i make a website called "cum on molly's face", to "start off my acting career"
If you win this game of words with friends, ill suck you off for 30 minutes. No lie.
I cant last that long. Do i get the rollover minutes?
there are some nice people on this island. free ride free pancakes and they even prayed for us when they dropped us off
You were so excited to be getting 4 tickets to the Whale Rodeo.... That high
What should we drink tonight, I'm in the mood to be judged
I think they make you graduate because you get too old to go hard and become a risk. homecoming weekend wins again. fuck.
People dont know what to do when a naked fat guy is running towards them. they panic
I am no longer drunk enough to crave tostitos
Something tells me your "Titties for Tracy Morgan" fundraiser won't pan out.
We had sex on his grandparents floor... the taxidermy deer was staring at me the whole time!
Since I won't be making love with anyone on a bed of roses this year on Sunday I bought a Mustang to fill the gap
He climbed over 2 rows of the cab and told some random girl we were riding with that he would be in the back seat if she wanted to have sex
Stop trying to get me to choose vodka over a nap
He fucked the hangover right out of me. That good.
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