he wanted to have sex on the little rocking chair but i was too high to figure out how to do that so we did it on the floor.
I need to keep friends like you around just in case hell grades on a curve.
You bring the bicep workout. I'll bring the unscented gentle products. We'll both bring our penises.
The handjob she gave me was better than the best blowjob I've ever gotten.. Just imagine the possibilities.
We did a shot for each one. Father... son... and holy ghost. That wasn't enough though so we moved on to toasting dead relatives.
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what are you doing with your life
I'm just gonna wear a long dress with no panties today. My pussy needs a break.
I saw a guy do a line this morning in line to start the 5k, happy thanksgiving!
Stoned in some guys basement listening to ELO. it's like its 1978.
I don't think stranger penis made your tonsils bleed
I'm a great relationship counselor. My vagina will let you know if your relationship is gonna work or not.
We were in bed, and he looked at me and asked if I'd be weirded out if he took his leg off. BEST.SEX.EVER.
He just stopped in the middle of undressing for sex to dip his slice of pizza in ranch. I think I’m in love.
I have no idea, I usually just project my awkwardness out like a mating call until it draws other awkward members of the opposite sex out from the bushes
I'm just really glad SD weather is so erratic so I can get away with wearing a scarf in May to cover up these hickeys.
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