yea ive hooked up with like half those guys
and i've hooked up with the other half...when our powers combine, we are captain slutbag
I assumed she put out when I heard her friend call her "dickbutt"
maybe it wasnt such a good idea to pregame our lease signing...
We had sex and then he fed me pie. This is the best friends-with-benefits situation ever.
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That big chick who gave you the handly polished off one of the walls to the ginger bread house right before she came outside. FYI
did you really just send me an instagramed dick pic?
I've decided that my night was probably over when I started eating the penne vodka with my hands.
When you mimic motorboating Jennifer Love Hewitt, is it really that hard to understand why no one thinks you're straight?
Boys should be on-demand - like, once you select one, he's yours for the next 24-hours
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Hooked up with a guy resembling a bearded Cher. I need the lenses on my beer goggles fixed. Pronto.
I just wrote a love letter to my weed and texted it to my cousin. I can't say it any differently. It happened.
logically I know i should probably study somewhere outside my dorm room, but if I do that then I cant drink and smoke half as much while i study
After round two, I told him he deserves an award. He bowed and did a princess wave WHILE his dick was still inside me.
How do you feel about a threesome?
Will you be there?
I'm the one asking!
I think/hope James is drunk. He's standing in the front lawn loudly declaring "I AM a popsicle!" Over and over....
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