I don't make mistakes...just understandable bad choices.
And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
I want to say that being forced to stare at the 'no.1 boyfriend' collage behind his head ruined the sex but it just didn't.
It was worse than that time I did shots of BBQ sauce and pierced my own ear with a thumbtack
Grandma can hear your bong from the living room, please be more quiet. Love mom.
I have a taco in my pocket for later because I am a practical drunk
So we became Pizza Strippers- we stripped and asked for slices of pizza in return.
I discovered a new stretch mark. DONE. LITERALLY DONE.
I told her to not worry about it. Lone Star is an excellent first trimester beer.
Yeah then you killed that bottle of Bacardi in under 20 minutes. So much for being an organ donor.
Speaking of, what are you doing next weekend? I'm going to a rope bondage seminar and may need a partner if my date bails.
especially when i'm drunk. his dick might as well be made of cotton candy.
That's actually very serious....I really do think of you whenever is see pizza
I might be drinking a 4-day old opened beer on a Wednesday. You're in no position to judge me.
It would have only made it one day at my place.
nyquil+orgasm=very intense and oddly interesting
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