Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
I mean she's dancing like an epileptic patato and i'd like to slap her
my mom found me this morning spread out like jesus sleeping on the living room floor. i had a piece of bread over my eyes to block the light out
you think that next time i come over to do this you can pick up the condom wrappers you used on the other girls
I threw away my jacket instead of washing it, the jungle juice stained me more of shame than red food coloring... i have never been that white girl wasted before...
Wesley I'm sober and my body hurts. There wasn't much trust in any of those falls.
I still regret not being there for your blackout into the dumpster last year
so...the lady doing my pedi totally noticed the human bite marks on my calf. Who says marriage ends your sex life? Love u!
Good. Need a drinking partner later. FOR AMERICA!!!
The compounded multi day delayed hangover hit me hard today, with a vengeance normally reserved for large objects that go in my ass. I don't feel good.
Yup on the verge of buzzed and drunk. I managed to make my way into my cat's box house to fall asleep. I'm comfortable
LOOK AT MY ASS AND LEGS IN THIS SKIRT. I KNOW ALL THE BEST HIDING SPOTS IN THIS BUILDING. AND I OFFER TEQUILA.
We just fucked each other sober. #goteam
They have one of those claw machines here... with a dildo in it...
I'm not just straddling the line between love and hate, I'm dry humping the shit out of it
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