Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
Did we have sex?
No you put the condom on then passed out on the bed so I left
no homo or anything but the way you were dancing with that girl gave me a boner
Just puked in a mcdonalds cup while driving. Didn't even swerve.
Medical school killed my enjoyment of porn. Hard to keep a boner when you're diagnosing all the actor's STDs and skin disorders.
Everytime I think about NYE, my gag reflex kicks in.
It sucks..Now I'm depressed because appearence wise, she's the closest to my favorite pornstar I'll ever get..
I saw him on the jumbotron, its like god doesnt want me to forget his tiny penis
I'd really appreciate it if we could dress up as pilgrims and indians for the thanksgiving eve bar crawl
You fell on your face and the waitress just brought you a fresh drink
You broke the end off a wine bottle, ran outside and screamed "FOR NARNIA!!"
Hey dude. I've got a mini fridge in my closet now so we don't have to worry about getting drunk and falling down the stairs on our way to get more beer.
Drinking wine from a straw at 6:15 in the morning. This is what college does to people.
I have a to do list for the summer and thing one is figuring out my sexual orientation
This is the difference between me and him; he buys you flowers, I buy you a dildo
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