He just seriously used the word "skeet." Can we please find another way to get weed?
No. Take one for the team.
I learned nothing from that class except drinking and chemistry go together great.
Also I smoked away my sore throat last night. It's a 420 miracle.
judging by my wet hair I would guess I showered at the bartenders apt last night?
bring the dog... nobody goes to jail with a dog.
Almost screamed "GO FISH MOTHER FUCKER" at the girl I nanny today. Drunken card games shouldn't bleed into my sober life.
I'm in the sex attic, crying, eating french toast and taco
Please tell me that is you having sex in my car in my driveway and not a complete stranger.
i would compare it to sliding down a velcro-covered fireman's pole naked. no more bearded men for me.
I found dried jizz from last night on my leg while feeding an infant a bottle. I am not fit to care for children
She forgot a bra so she just used seran wrap. The scary thing is, it worked.
I made a White Russian but saw how early it was and decided to substitute it for milk in my lucky charms. This is what it means to be an adult.
I'm at 45 minutes post orgasm, and I still feel my insides spasming. Pretty sure I just fucked Superman.
I have a weird question... did you bite my back last night?
4 of us. Guys and girls. Were sitting there discussing the passed out half naked Brit girl on the floor. She is no longer the international woman of mystery.
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