All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
believe me... letting the man that delivered you from your mother's vagina do shots off your stomach is really fucking awkward.
He's 11. You dont draw dicks on 11 year olds, i dont care if he ate your lasagna
That's fun. I just masturbated and I swear my vagina creaked.
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The only funny part about this situation was this morning when they rounded up all the drunks in the ER, piled us into a minivan, then dropped us all off at our houses.
At least you got some premium homework time. Still drinking vodka from a coffee cup?
I switched to water. When the numbers get blurry you are no longer being productive.
What was she thinking? I'm not in the business of charity fucks anymore.
Can I steal her, take her home, and feed her only vodka?
sitting alone on a bench with a sombrero and a bottle of vodka. really angry i got here before you guys.
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So we played the stone cold theme song and continued to chug 2 beers at once and everyone just looked in shock
If you loved me you'd bring cheese fries and a condom
And I'm determined to make an Eiffel Tower happen sometime. I just don't know who will take the pic (first world sex problem?)
I'm not gonna lie. The thing I miss the most about him right now is the air conditioned hotel rooms.
My cast smells like cheese steak rolls
My life. Always pantsless and occasionally topless.
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