dude i totally did the walk last night came out of her room to see her dad sitting there straight lookin at me...wtf
Overheard: "his girlfriend fucks him with the lights off. It's not serious."
lmfao. well really. it's not love if you cringe at the site of his anus.
enterprise is going to pick me up, im too high for this
I'd give my left nut to see you
don't do that. I like the set
Once two people had broken bones it had become a bulk hospital trip so we took the party bus
on a scale of 1 to 'no sex' how busy are you this week?
She's got a butler. A fucking butler. Shes like batman, but with a better ass.
You don't understand. There's baclava and there's post sex baclava. You can't compare the two.
I'm considering offering a class on how to find good porn.
Kellie accidentally ran into the car with two teenagers making out. made a big thud. there was a loud scream and she was gone...haven't seen her since
This love triangle bullshit is getting out of hand. It's now a love polygon and I want out
Tried to shave my legs but the rug burn on my knees from last night got in the way.
I don't care if it's 2 inches or 20 I mean dick is dick
Can we start referring to attractive men as "A fine piece of dick?"
Tonight I totally got eaten out in the old school photo booth in the mall. Will send you pics of the photo reel asap
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