hey soul. what's that? you, dignity and pride are left for the night? coulda told me that before i vomited all over my mother.
I spent a large portion of the night trying unsuccessfully to keep hayley (who was wearing a dress and no underwear) from doing handstands, but yea it was fun. the boys had fun
Do you think there are girls out there that really do like small penis?
I'm pretty sure she sent a group text out saying that I was the one to get with her last night and sorry to everyone who didnt make it.
Honestly it was an honor just to be nominated.
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so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
Why is there 6 cases of kwic trip dounuts dumped in my bed? Best 34 dollar wake up of my life
He needs to respect me before he can fuck me with cat ears on.
Rehydrating your liver back to life is never a good idea.
I will also take that commission in the form of weed. Pass that on to the asst. manager.
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He is like a dragon that makes me want to spread my butt cheeks, so he can fill me with hot fire.
Actually I more feel like I'm on a ship about to grab the holy grail off an island
The ship is me being high the holy grail is some profound idea I'm about to have
The bartender had to walk me home last night. New high or new low?
You were so fucked you introduced me to a pile of Laundry
I wondered why I slept in the front room
I'm really stressed out right now.
I think you're confusing "stressed" and "sober".
I’m the skeleton in his closet, but I only come out on Tuesday and Thursday afternoon and when his wife is out of town
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