Def slept AT the bar last night, wow that's a first!
windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
Listen, what he fails to understand is that the Olive Garden does not equal pussy.
He just said "wow, thats some rly nice hair! And those teeth..thosee are some cool teeth"
What happened on tuesday that a stripper knows my full name?
Wednesdays are like the thursdays of tuesdays... Drink time
yea man just watch out- theres a shitload of broken glass in your bed
I Know I'm the drunk girl in the trunk right now, BUT PLEASE LISTEN TO ME!
There's an official council for his ex boyfriends. They told me they 'look forward to the day I join them'.
Ya I painted "STOP TRYING ANAL" on her headboard. I'm sick of listening to her whine through the wall and bitch the next day.
What happened last night and why am I partially covered in queso?
This morning, I found 5 naked people in Steve's bed with post sex hair, and Steve fully clothed sleeping on the ground.
Idk if my headache is from the alcohol, the pot brownies, or being dragged down 8 flights of stairs by my ankles because i passed out in the 12th floor girls bathroom by you. Probably a combo of all three.
I told him that he could either pay the 10 dollars for the box of condoms or I'll make him pay for the diapers.
Is there a way to use porn to inspire him to have dirty thoughts? Like the movie Inception except with more lube and orgams?
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