no. you can't hotbox the world.
just saw a girl who had one of those monogrammed backpacks... her initials are VAG. is this a sign?
My eyes got the double whammy. Once with pepperspray from the riot the other with cum. Both of which i did nothing to deserve.
Being this Hungover on Easter has brought my closer to Jesus... I swear he had to feel shitty like this after coming back from the dead
I never once brought up his unibrow when he was insulting me. That's class.
Well at least he stopped keeping track of money by bottles of McCormick.
I'm having an emotional breakdown watching baby sloths on YouTube you need to come save me from myself.
Look, if I'm too lazy to put any effort into sexting, you better believe I'm too lazy to put any effort into dating.
So, left this guys house wearing a #1 Grandpa shirt and I think this is the best sex score I've ever had.
Um went out in San Francisco last night and ignored someone hitting on me. So they bit my arm. Lmfao PLEASE TELL ME THIS ISNT THE SINGLE LIFE
I just ate your leftovers whilst watching Garfield and Friends. Thank you across the board.
I don't think he understands that his kid doesn't bother me. I have a binder full of developmentally appropriate early childhood activities.
Either go for divorced men who are forty plus or stop doing this immediately. You are 23 years old. You need more wine and less baby fever
I could tell my life story through kermit memes
what is considered shitting yourself?
Like my underwear wasn't soiled, but there was definitely a departure from my asshole.
I just group texted a dick pic. Wonder who'll respond back first. Ashley Stacey or my stepmom
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