4:33 am: Sleep on left side of my bed. T-shirts are second drawer on left side, boxers top right. I don't wake up when lights are on so feel free in my room..
I want to kish your cheek
My cheeks are in Michigan
Oh my lips are kind of stretchy
the mole on his forehead could get me off better than his dick
please tell me you have proof of this
insurance, jail, and birth control were made for people like us.
You were offering to spell people's name for a dollar.
You do realize that we got a stripper to do the YMCA for us on the main stage... Right?
ill be fine wheb you get back. I'm gunna do real world things like washing the dishes. having to perform serious tasks brings you down.
Like, actually questioning if you ate dog shit last night
i would rather have had this happen at a time when i wasnt tripping out on shrooms
IT'S SUMMA TIME
ITS SUMMA TIME NOT BE HIGH ALL THE TIME TIME
THEY'RE THE SAME THING
Come over, we're having a tea party. And by a tea party I mean we're drinking whiskey from tea cups.
I have a new favorite bar game. It's called, get dressed up and go drinking alone then make up random stories of why you are alone to look less like an alc
I hooked up with a blind guy last night... he's clapping in order to find his way around our apartment
Dougie got over his pride nerves. Found him dancing on a float wearing nothing but rainbow boxers.
Apparently I have decided there are no repercussions for my actions
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