just had a super intense, drunken debate about which blink182 member is the most fuckable. i got so mad i left the room. new low.
i used baking grease as lip gloss
id like to know how you successfully locked me in your backseat last night
Had to go to the urgent for a physical and I gave them my fake. Nurse was a sport though
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Out of desperation, I used the leftover sauce from my goat masala as a mixer for vodka shots.
If your wondering why there is a puddle on the floor is I may have decided to make a kiddie pool in your living room.
Happy meals everywhere. I think Ronald McDonald Claus visited.
I'm going to give blood tomorrow. Prepare yourself for pictures and a cynical poem about the heart and its level of tangibility.
I literally got so drunk last night, I texted myself "porpoises" and that was it. I have no recollection of this.
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Started the 4th with a foursome. I don't know if it gets more festive than that. #MERICA
So I just saw someone get shoved into a car trunk by your car.
Etiquette question... How do you tell your mother that her nipple is out in her fb profile picture?
I might be a bit longer... I found a hot guy at the grocery store, so I'm following him and buying stuff that he's buying
He climbed on the counter and announced it was time for something called The Cocktacular and all the girls immediately left. He cockblocked the entire fraternity!
Can I send you a random dick pic? It's got a lightsaber tattoo
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