I justed realized that the word 'turd" is present in saturday
HOLD UP I think she only has eight fingers...
Please don't use social media to get back at me.
Did you know even strippers have to have GED's these days??
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Define 'illegal'. Your idea of it and my idea are in separate universes.
At what point in your drunken state would you actually believe that the cops wanted to party with you?
well let's see. after you forcefully shoved a half-eaten apple in my mouth, you ruined the pepsi by dumping an entire beer in there.
hey dude come in here and see how much of my beard i can put in my mouth!
I mean Grimace is basically just a big piece of purple shit and he is loved way more than the hamburglar just to put it into perspective
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Today's been pretty great, I went and bought the new Batman for the sole purpose of masturbating to Bane
He was wearing an Affliction shirt, a Monster hat, and he asked me for anal within 5 minutes of meeting me. Like 3 strikes and you're out, bro.
apparently when a guy says "if there's anything missing in your life, I will provide" he's not expecting attractive lesbians to be the answer.
After this week, alcohol is mandatory.
So that guy from plenty of fish has a lightning bolt tattooed on his face. I kinda feel like I HAVE to sleep with him now.
He flipped a shopping cart in the back room and had to leave to make a jazz playlist. If we aren't in love then i don't know what love is.
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