Who were the five players on the alien team from space jam?
sometimes i wish i could just stick a turkey baster up there and suck out the blood
so my aunt is sitting on the couch, eating a brownie and watching the biggest loser saying how it's not that hard to eat healthy
man i love america
she sounds like chewbacca in bed
When she can manipulate the direction of her leg hair, you know its time to leave
basically at this point ill snort whatever you put in front of me and just hope
can't make this up: he's writing lyrics for the musical reenactment of how he met her @ an anime convention to perform at their wedding. yes, there'll also be dance routines involved.
we made out at a charity event. really i was helping the fight against aids...
You actually went to class. Im eating dry cereal naked and watching bring it on.
The rest of the concert I just stared at the lights and didn't really listen to the music cuz I was trying to make sure my brain still worked cuz my face was numb and I couldn't move... Yeah I'm not a weed brownie person
Definition of cool: he wants a back tattoo of three horses running through a "paisley explosion"
How did he even become this person? Like what drugs has he done??
At dinner her sister yelled "he fucked me AND mom!! Up your standards hoe!!" Safe to say I ruined that family
Can someone please remind me later tonight that there's a taco in my purse. I may get drunk and forget I put it there
I'm sad about how hungover I'm gonna feel tomorrow.
They told him he could only pay in monopoly money and he pulls out a wad of it from his pocket... i think im in love
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