she said it was okay because they were "professional" nude pictures of her on the internet
All I can remember is being told by a guy named Kyle to stay in the corner until the cops left. Then waking up on a porch outlined in beer cans 8 blocks from my house. Pregaming for college.
I told you, I don't give a SHIT about their music. I JUST. WANT. TO FUCK. THE BASSIST.
Tried making out with pop rocks in my mouth. That shit is magical.
I gather from Facebook you got drunk last night and took semi naked pictures of yourself?
Is it unethical to trim my bush hair with the scissors from my office?
Would you still love me and fuck me doggie style if I had a dinosaur tramp stamp?
New rule: if you don't think racism exists, you don't get to put your penis inside me.
I took my makeup off with mouthwash. Seemed like a good idea. It worked.
SPICY FOODS AND BLOWJOBS DON'T MIX.
YOU SAID YOU'D TRY ANYTHING ONCE YOU LIAR
Does anyone remember last night? Because I still don't know why I now own a goldfish and a ceiling fan made of pizza?
Wearing my one sleeve dress...thought you'd like to know I shaved ONE armpit lol
I drunkenly said, "That's my future father-in-law!" And everyone made an uncomfortable / disgusted face... including the aforementioined future father-in-law. Maybe I should start dating other people.
if it makes you feel any better you looked really comfortable while you were sleepin in the closet, atleast according to the pictures i woke up with on my phone
this vacation is helping with my sexual bucket list so much. threesome, deaf guy, and outdoor sex all accomplished.
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