I only have two rules. But i've fotgotten those rules and replaced them w 2 other rules
dude, you're being a jerk.
sorry, didn't mean to pull a Cheney
That's why you don't touch shit after fingering somebone
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
Tell her you can forgive her unacceptable behavior because her dad and his dog weren't married when they conceived her.
being alone eating nachos and drinking from a giant munchen beermug really isnt that sad
Confirm for me that it's be a bad idea to sleep with the 50 year old that's currently hitting on me?
Well, they emptied out the keg by the third kegstand for America.
I HAVE A PIGEON IN MY JACKET.
I'm about to do the walk of shame in a christmas onesie. What would I do without christmas sweater party season?
Goldenshlager is a hell of a drink. And these are the adventures ur missing out on w me. I gave someone a bath Emily. A BATH.
Awkward
Can't say I wouldn't let it happen again.
I don't want to ruin date night, but you have no idea how hard it is to poop whilst looking at cute puppies.
i want to have his babies. i NEED to. shit i wont even ask for child support, he's that goodlooking.
So I have been told that I licked your eyebrows last night
you woke up this morning in a laundry basket, only wearing rainboots.
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