she's about as cool as a sandpaper handjob.
And then falling down drunk the next morning, concussing yourself and splitting your head open?
That was pretty sad, but you more than made up for it by using "concussing" in a sentence
Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
I can actually hear my brain cells scream as they die when she speaks.
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That taco smell coming from your belly button was a huge turnoff
the recent google searches were "were can i buy a porn horse, why does my heart hurt after drinking, and orlando's teen night..." your thought process perplexes me
This flask doesn't match my outfit. I hope the gays don't mind.
I feel like an ass. I'm not blacking out ever again. I want to clean your feet for a year. Just like Jesus did.
He is nice. Kind of short though. But didn't try to rub his jean cock on me.
Which I appreciated.
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Major win last night. I traded my roommate two cigs for a six pack and a bag of beef jerky. This has been a Brian weekend update
Sometimes I think about the fact that I lost my virginity while watching anime and I wonder what that says about me
It's so hard to fall asleep when I can hear your genitals smacking against hers. I hate you with all the love in my heart.
I just did the math technically I'll be drunk until 2:30-3:00pm
There's a video of you almost falling asleep in a bar stool listening to Jimmy Buffett. Nekkid.
What the hell kind of sad excuse for a bottom are you
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