I actually just cleaned easy glide lube off my desk. My life has gone way down hill since I met you.
Dude if it is possible to orgasm from shitting i think it just happened.
"reccomended dose" hasn't been in my vocabulary for quite some time.
I think need to divide my DVD collection into "movies I've seen" and "movies I've only seen during sex"
his receeding hairline makes running into him so much less awkward. almost enjoyable actualy
For the love of God you used a 40 foot extension cord to bungee jump out the off the 2 nd floor
You dislocated his arm and then bought him two shots to numb the pain while you pushed it back in
Wanna hang out, and by hang out I mean go get plan B... and maybe lunch, but mostly plan b
Just a warning... Flip, sip, or strip always ends in all participants being naked. Learning from experience.
Aaaand the winner of the worst decision of Sunday night goes to me as I pull up to his house in my lingerie.
I wore sunglasses to take a shower. I might be hungover.
It's barely past noon, how am I already talking about double penetration
Who wakes up at 9 and says "let me send a pic of my dick to my ex gf"
He's got a beautiful penis, I can't lie
I'm sorry I crashed your motorcycle and watched you get robbed from a rooftop. Will you please come back or at least drop off my shoes?
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