can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
If i could tip my vagina, i would.
PS- did you die? If you did just text "dead" to me, so that I know.
Did the walk of shame past her kids. I'm younger than one of them.
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According to Glamour magazine, experiencing sexual pleasure helps you live longer. I am dying an early death.
Her face is stuck to the frozen jager bottle. I think shes ok with it
Got hereat 8. Had 6 beers 2 shots and a game of diZZY BATOS
and PS, please don't fuck in the corn maze, k?
we drunk the bar out of liquor so the guy was selling us bottles of wine for $2a each. Only good thing to come outta this flood
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we came into the house to find you doing shots by your self and when we told you to stop you locked yourself in the bathroom...
did I at least say anything...
you meowed at us and said you're a cat and cats drink for a living
Sometimes turtles just really trip me out man
I'm watching Russian dudes pole-dance. For research.
Why do guys insist on chatting me up this early in the morning? I'm just like "Dude, I look like the bastard child of Einstein and a troll doll. Let me eat my Hot Pocket in peace."
he came during what was supposed to be the foreplay blowjob. there goes my evening.
I don't intentionally mean to ruin relationships for personal gain but. Yeah nah I totally do.
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