The pirates hijacked 3 more ships today!!
we need a boat to join in
Obama is on top of it we'd get killed within mins, but we'd live in legend foreva
Duck Duck Cougar?
...., I just tried brushing my hair wothh a toothbrushg. fail
ps not my toothbrush awkward.
what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
Where does it all go? I've busted inside of you like 10 times in the last week.
Just saw the hottest 4 garbage men ever. They should make a calendar
Yeah. I realized I have a weakness for drugs and I need to move somewhere where I don't know how to find them.
No seriously stop! I feel bad for him. It isn't even big enough to make fun of. It's so small that it's like a disability.
His car is rigged up like the cash cab how am i supposed to not sleep with him
I'm not sure what your ex was trying to say to me I was too busy chanting your name in his face
You also hate cartoons and musicals, so I will take that to mean the movie was as awesome as I thought it was..smoke weed
i think my cat just said my name.
His dick's name has evolved from Sebastian to Big Daddy to Barbara Streisand to Barbara Walters. I think the transformation is finally complete.
She swallowed the key to the cuffs, I've been having to explain the pink fuzz all morning.
am i the only one who finds it a little awkward seeing as we all made out last night?
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