Dude we got so high last night. I said "watch this" threw a goldfish cracker in the toilet, and laughed my ass off. We watched the dvd menu for 30 minutes too.
im just gonna turn drinking alone on new years into a tradition
she carries around a jar of peanut butter. "just in case".
I have no idea how to attract men with my personality anymore. He can't see my tits via facebook chat
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I need a good reason NOT to eat this entire jar of nutella right now
You coming home soon, man?
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I'm also 3/4 on the frats. Its like my goal of traveling to all 7 continents, but different somehow and a lot less morally sound.
The dorm having an ice machine is their way of inviting us to make mixed drinks.
He's going to be my graduation present to myself.
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The molly dropped while I was taking a shit. Do you have any idea how scary that is?
That does not seem like timing
Ever wonder what all the drugs you've ever done would look like put together?
Heaven. . It would look like heaven
I don't know if your celebrity crush has ever asked you for nudes, but it's fucking awesome
He started to lick a stick of butter and was calling it Jennifer.
of fours songebofy did dknt stop believing
how legible are my texts
Like bruh, I’m a free range girlfriend
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