Go study a dick amy that's outrageous
On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
I just took boredom to a whole new level. I just auto-tuned and remixed today's western civ lecture
New discovery: conditioner is better for jerking off than baby oil. Fuck yes.
i think i can safely say that is the weirdest thing you've ever propositioned me with. so obviously my answer is yes.
I need to find my pants, a way out of here, and a cheeseburger.
a pizza costume came into my possession last night. needless to say i showed up to his house wearing only the pizza, shouting "delivery" into his window.
Is this the guy that did shots off my ass at the beach? Haha
also karaoke with swedish 7yr old and drunk 50yr old = best idea ever
And if you ever tell anyone that I have emotions ill kill you
We put a ban on pants at an unusually early point in the night.
I'm definitely not at Wal-Mart eating jalapeno poppers with an elevated blood alcohol content
don't do laundry while your drunk! i found a ketchup bottle & clothes hanger in the washer this morning!
Thanks for not letting me get involved with a serial killer. That's true friendship
All I heard was "sit on my face" "okay" and muffled screaming. I'm still disappointed.
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