He saved me in his phone as Easy Jen. Should I be offended?
I wouldn't worry about it. He has me as "Sex Puppet."
So ps i'm not pregnant with any athletes illegitimate children : )
he just watched a baby story on tlc while high and just called me screaming he never wants me to get pregnant
then he said we can't have sex anymore because ill hate him.
reasons why jon gosselin is probably ur biological father: 1. ur half asian 2. hes everyones biological father 3. u wear ed hardy
sounds legit
I wish I was that guy from the miller light commercials so I could walk into parties and take peoples beer without getting yelled at
season finale of lost and an oz of weed. tonight my mind is going to be blown.
he just asked me to email him a handle of captain morgans...how sober do you think he is?
Update: I just puked into a sock. It was the only thing available at the time. Why I happened to be holding a sock, we may never know.
My mom just looked at me while watching the fireworks and asked if it reminded me of how I felt after sex. I'm so uncomfortable.
Hey, you gotta think, is this REALLY the penis you wanna see for the rest of your life? THINK!
Got laid at work. Yes, AT work, why they let me run this tennis center by myself speaks to their poor judge of character.
ever bang a guy wearing an $800 suit? today you will.
I feel like this is something I should shave my legs for
Really though. It's your life, live it how you want
And I do mostly. Which is why I'm now drunk in my room writing erotica
He stuck a cigarette in my butt last night. There is no coming back from that.
I'm that daughter that had to send her mother "DON'T GET SHITFACED" & yes, in ALL CAPS.
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