And i quote: "where's y'alls from comin' in with them accents?" - from a mississipi mcdonalds
I'm in that akward stage between jailbait and cougar
a stripper queefed in my friends mouth last night and it reminded me of you. miss you
hey bro how do you do that fake vagina thing with the tp roll? im bored.
the vast amounts of cleavage i'm sporting to my final says "no, I didn't study but don't worry I've got something lined up for when I don't graduate".
Woke up un the hot tuv. Climbed out fo the hot tub and fell asleeo. Woke ip again in the hot tub.
He calls it "his noble steed" and i plan to ride it.
he had the kids march single file in front of us on the way home so they didn't have to watch him pulling me passed out in their wagon...
Mcdonalds hasn't even finished serving breakfast yet and u two are getting drunk?
I take it we used my cleavage as a pen holder last night during the graffiti party. Looks like the colours of Crayola exploded all over my chest
After some trial and error I found soaking my balls in maple syurip helps ease the pain.
These days, you and me are swimming in dicks.
Marco
Polo
Not even joking, someone broke into the house to watch porn. The cops are on the way.
I still blew him because I won't let allergies keep me from doing what I want. But I almost suffocated like 10 times.
If he wants a future he'd best figure out the calendar function on his phone. If he can invite you to his penis he can invite you to his google cal.
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