what kind of vibe do I give off that a guy i've never hung out with thinks its okay to send me a picture of his ball cleavage?
i wish starbucks made bloody marys
they could make at least 3 episode of "i shouldn't be alive" out of my weekend
Well I don't think you could recreate that hangover if you tried. It was like the perfect storm of hangovers.
after last night, i judge her for not breaking up with me
I don't know how much more of summer my liver can take.
That just sounds like a recipe for sex in my backyard. Yes.
I blacked out after running into my soc TA in the beer garden. came to dancing on the speakers at major lazer and making out with said TA.
I dunno if you guys are having weird sex or a most accurate bird sound contest but either way stop doin it
I think I'm going to contact pbr and see if they'll sponsor our dreams
There are more dirty dishes in my bed then in the kitchen. Have I lost at life?
Hatred of squirrels is the least of my hereditary problems.
HE FINALLY TEXT ME AND CALLED ME BY MY TWITTER NAME STAND BY FOR THE WEDDING INVITE, BRIDESMAID
i think the realest test of our friendship is how hot your sister looks right now
My parents left me the house for the weekend...you know what that means?!
Harry Potter marathon and no pants.
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