I just know... :) goodntight
Whoops, meant "goodnight", but the other is true too.
soo apparently i was out of money so i stayed in the bathroom for an hour-ish passing out paper towels for money..needless to say i got kicked out
we're doing shots for every degree below freezing it is outside
just heard someone say they saw a guy puke while riding a bike across campus without stopping
it was frightening. in my opinion the only thing that should resemble a vagina is a vagina.
I think I just broke my ankle. I've only had one beer. I'm getting drunk before I go to the ER so it's less embarassing.
I woke up with her little sister yelling "she's dead !!" from the bathroom doorway.
Great. My funeral dress now smells of smoke and disappointing sex.
We ate a mysterious delivered pizza which no one ordered and then the wii wouldn't work so 20 of us watched porn on two laptops. Drunk took the awkward away.
I am trying to think of a way to tell him about thanksgiving and the following weekend in a way that makes me sound funny and exciting and not like an alcoholic
New rule for Thursdays: no high gymnastics
Someone messaged me on POF and wished me a Happy International Women's Day. Why do I even bother anymore?
Is it sad the checkout lady had to inform my mom she can't buy alcohol before 8am?
They told him he could only pay in monopoly money and he pulls out a wad of it from his pocket... i think im in love
On the brightside we know now that empty pringle cans are accepted at mcdonalds as cups.... Screw people who judged us, we saved a buck
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