Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
your ex dropped by. you can call me dwight howard, cuz im the king of rebounds
There is a bruise on my cock the size of a golfball. Bad sign.
So..I walked into his bathroom and found a bong and a blender in the shower.....normal?
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I don't know if its because i'm stoned or what but painting my kitchen yellow makes it look crooked
You should get a handy in the street again, just to prove you've still got it.
Woke to a half burnt 20 in my pocket, covered in mud, clothes all wet, so im assuming I didn't use that 20 you gave me for a taxi
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You. Win. At. Life.
The thing is that despite the high paying career and the increased responsibility, my life hasn't changed that much. Only instead of blacking out on $2 wells at some dive I blackout on top shelf martinis in a suit. Oh and only on Fri & Sat nights. Being 30 doesn't suck as bad as everyone led me to believe.
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I heard him say "bet you won't", look over 10 seconds later and she's blowing him.....looked eloquent under the glow of a camp fire.
What kind of outfit says I totes want you to take me in the airplane bathroom?
I just pictured ballsacks being shoveled into the furnace of the Titanic.
Is biking from my house to 6th street for liquor pitchers a good idea or a bad idea
Hey, you should go to your facebook ASAP... i'm guessing you're wasted but you just uploaded a picture of someones dick...and everyones taking bets now if its Rick or Mikes..
I just gave my boss a blowjob. underneath his desk at work. that promotion is mine!
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