Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
I justed realized that the word 'turd" is present in saturday
i would only ever fuck harry potter if he was on a broomstick.
so i never found you. but i found vodka. so its kinda the same
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I'm sitting the next couple hours out. Puking in a potted plant really put shit into perspective for me.
It's so cute when the exchange student uses "blowjob" as a verb.
My roommate said I banged on the wall and said, "this dude eats pussy like a champ."
You realize we were screaming in the car about our apartment next year because we can "bring home randoms whenever we want" and "stare at each other from our door ways"
The waitress at the airport bar just asked me if I wanted a "to go" beer, hahahahaha OF COURSE I WANT A TO GO BEER.
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Also, you need to stop getting hammered and taking showers with people.
In all fairness that 65 year old man looked 23 in club lighting so you can fuck right off
The fact that I am laying in bed on my stomach with an ice pack on my rump is a clear indication that I am no longer in my carefree 20s
Guy fieri is speaking only to me. We make eye contact. My whole body is vibrating. My head is purring. I am literally marbles.
No, I'm not a weirdo, I keep bondage straps under my matress like a normal person, not a diary.
I blacked out in the cab last night... Cant remember getting in the front door, also i got into bed with my grandma.
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