the mole on his forehead could get me off better than his dick
please tell me you have proof of this
is it bad that I sent her a picture of my penis on her husbands birthday?
just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
just walked into the room and her sister said loudly, "do him, or I will."
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it was like having sex with a tree stump
He was wearing his Class of 2007 shirt so I sat there for 5 minutes and read all the names of the guys I can remember giving head to.
he just made me youtube cheetahs running and he thinks he is in a pool
Just gave a gay guy pointers on how to make anal not hurt. Reevaluation of life choices: in progress.
This text is addressed to sober me: getting drunk by yourself may have seemed like a Good idea at first bit it can tell you that it wasn't ad fun as you thought it would be
Ps your lap top bag is FULL of empty beets
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Disregard the shoes in the freezer.
Smoked a blunt with a girl i met at the bus stop today. What you did today is irrelevant
to instagram or to not instagram the picture i took of when i shit in the urinal
YOU LET ME GO HOME WITH CREEPY RON JEREMY?!?
...and?
I hate when you're right.
My liver can't handle being unemployed!
She was drunk running in the middle of the street when a cop saw her,picked her up and dropped her off at her house. This really doesn't surprise me.
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